Neiman Marcus Cupcake Car

In case you haven't seen this by now, I just had to post it. Neiman Marcus released their Christmas Book this week, and right in the front of the Fantasty Gift section - a Cupcake Car! So if you have an extra $25,000 laying around and are interested in purchasing a car that reaches top speeds of 7mph, then this is the gift for you. It even comes with a matching hat.

As ridiculous as it is, admit it, you know it's cute!

Cupcake Goodies!

Check out the latest in cupcake-related goodies from the retail world:

This Cherry-topped "Choose Juicy" cupcake bank, is 6.25"Dia. and 5.5"T. It sells for $45 and you can find it at Neiman Marcus by clicking here.

I love all things cupcake, but this Steuben Celebration Cupcake is perhaps the most frivolous and absurdly priced cupcake-related thing I have ever seen, so of course I had to share it with you. The product description reads this tasty, fine crystal objet is crowned with a semiprecious garnet cherry for just a touch of color. Ours exclusively, it is handcrafted in the USA. 2 2/5"H x 3" diameter. This "fine crystal object" will put you out a nice $950 plus tax. Enjoy.

Now this is cute! The Baby Bunch Infant Girls' Romper Cupcake Box Sets are a perfect baby shower gift! The box contains 3 colored rompers and 3 white rompers, which are all decorated with removable stickers of flowers and fruit. All cupcake boxes arrive tied with a ribbon bearing a gift tag. The box set is $55, and you can find it at Bloomingdales.

The cheapest thing on this list? Cupcake Bandages! The description says What's better than a treat to turn that boo-boo into a woo-hoo? Sweet cupcake bandages are sold by the dozen and packaged in a tin with a surprise inside! At the very least, they'll certainly take your mind off things (like the trip to the ER, blinding pain, etc.). Urban Outfitters sells them for $7, and the box includes 12 cupcake-shaped bandages and a prize.

Scanty Cupcake Pajamas

A girlfriend of mine saw these at Nordstrom over the weekend, so I had to share them with you guys!

The pants and boxers come in one color, light blue, and are decked out in cupcakes, cherries, and pinwheels! The pants are $56 and the boxers are $36. The oversized cupcake printed on the tank is sprinkled with smiley faces and peace signs, comes in White, and sells for $40.

You can get it all at Nordstrom by clicking here. I know Neiman Marcus carries Scanty, but couldn't find that set available on their website. However I did find the adorable "Sprinkles Night Tee!" It comes in light blue and has multicolor "It feels so yummy!" cupcake print on the front; it sells for $70.

AND, Neiman's also has this cupcake print Pajama set, on sale for $60 (down from $100)!

Sydney Evan Sapphire Cupcake Necklace

A new cupcake necklace! Bergdorf & Neiman's are now selling the Sydney Evan Sapphire Cupcake Necklace. With a $700 price tag, it's a little cheaper than the KC Designs necklace, but is still crazy expensive!

This version however is 14k Yellow Gold with Pink Sapphires and a bead chain. Which one do you like better?

Strawberry Cupcake Clutch

Remember those $830 Cupcake Necklaces I mentioned a few days ago? You thought that was expensive? Well my dears, feast your eyes upon the purse everyone is talking about: The Limited Edition Leiber Strawberry Cupcake Clutch.

While browsing Neiman Marcus’ website tonight, I came across this little gem and thought, where have I seen this before? After a little research, I found out it was one of the purses seen in the Sex & The City Movie.

This handcrafted work of art is fully beaded with Rose and Light Pink Austrian Crystals. It can be carried by its chain shoulder strap, or you can tuck the chain in and carry it as a clutch. The purse is a tiny treasure, measuring 4"L x 3"W x 4"H; with a 7" drop handle.

If you’ve got $4,295 to spend, you can pre-order your own through Neiman Marcus or Bergdorf Goodman. However, for my savvy shoppers out there, you can add yourself to the waitlist at Bag Borrow or Steal (which has also gained a lot of publicity from the SATC movie) by clicking here. Bag Borrow or Steal allows you to rent the purse for $136/week or $400/month.

And for those of us who cannot afford to buy, bag, borrow, or steal this fabulous piece of eye candy…just think about how many cupcakes we can buy instead.